Ugh. What the hell! These stupid plants...!

What're they called again? Mistletoe? Fuck that shit. I'm sick of this place, Goddamn.

I'm freezing my balls off, too. Fuck.

Who the hell are all these people?

What the fuck ever. Fucking better not eat any of my food.

[ the communicator seems to come on in the middle of something, namely, Kuroki cussing and running ]

F-fuck..! Wha--.. where...!!

S-shit.. d-did.. what happened..?!


[ after a minute, the sounds quiet down and Kuroki can be heard breathing heavily, his voice shaky ]

K--... K-Kazuki..! K-Kazuki, where are you?!

... Fuck, I'm bored.

This place gets really dull really fast, doesn't it?

Fucking lame.

What should we do, now? Monji?

... ... H-hey..! Where'd this come from???

Awesome! Hehehe.. [ the shuffling of fabric can be heard ] I'm all stocked up, now!

[ a pause, Kuroki is obviously grinning ]

Hey, Monji! I think I got your late-birthday present!

Hngh.. I'm fucking bored.

It's been noisy lately.. and why is everyone saying it's cold? Did the temperature change? I didn't notice...

Well, if it is getting colder, that's going to be balls. Without my coat, I'm going to freeze my nuts off.

I guess the tux jacket is kind of insulated.. maybe... fuck.

.. And I haven't.. heard from Miku lately... anyone seen her?? Is this normal? First Ichiko.. now...

I don't think I'm smart enough or strong enough for this place.

I keep kidding myself, but to be honest, this place scares the shit out of me.

I don't think I can keep this crap up but I need to for the gang and for Jyumonji. I hate it when he--

[ a pause ]

W-w... wait. N-no, that's...

It's not--a lie! It's the truth! Shit..!

FUCK!

NO ONE BETTER SAY SHIT ABOUT THIS OR I'LL FUCKING BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!

What the hell is wrong with me?!

Well, my birthday was better than I thought it would have been, heh.

I'm still high off of that celebration! Hahahaha!

Anyway. I've been looking around about shit..

( PRIVATE: THE GANG; EASILY HACKABLE )

So. Yeah.

My bat's getting dents in it already. Those stupid dogs sure have thick skulls.

HEY ALL YOU ASSHOLES!

TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!!

And instead of being at home, celebrating it, I'M FUCKING STUCK IN THIS SHITHOLE!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

Totally LAME!!

Fuckkkkk.

Food in this place blows.

I want more fatty tuna, Goddamnit.

Are there any fish in this shithole? I think I saw a port or some bullcrap somewhere around here. If there's a port, then there's fish, right?

Someone needs to catch some of those fuckers and fry them up.